Saturday, December 5

I gotta feeling

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing:
The Can't Sleep Meme


Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Yes. I would need an extension for my lips ;)

When is it hard to kiss someone?

When that someone is my dog who insists on slipping me the tongue every chance she gets.

You're trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do?

Ohhhh.... I could think of a few games to play.



Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes?
Yes.


Have you ever regretted letting someone go?




Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house?

There's not a chance in hell I'd leave my house butt naked...

Do you want to please everyone?




Have you ever been called heartless?



Ummm... yeah.


Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be?

A wrong number.

Does it matter if your significant other drinks?

Depends... what's he drinking?

Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs?

Absolutely not! Check my medication list.

Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile?

Both are nice but I prefer an amazing mind.

Do you want to get married and have children one day?

Been there, done that and got the kid to prove it.

Are you easy to get along with?

I get along with me just fine...
:)

Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up?

Noooo.
I like knowing I'm not dead.


Are you shorter than your Mom?

How do you know my Mom?

Describe your life currently in one word:

One word? Are you kidding me? How about...

AWORKINPROGRESS

Are you on medication for anything?

Yes!

#1. Damitol
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

#2. Anti-talk-sident
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?

No one.
Downloading information from my mind could prove to be....



Fatal.




Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over?

You wanna know my theory?



If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed,
what would your reaction be?

First of all, I'd think I was having an out of body experience.
But once I got over the shock I'd probably start singing...

"I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night"!



Cheers to all us thieves!

Tuesday, December 1

The Naked Mannequin

Welcome to The Queen's Tuesday Meme #15
Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious.
Always fun!
Step out of the box. Be creative.
Use your imagination.
No one's answers are quite like yours.

The Shopping Madness Meme
(aka The Naked Mannequin Saga)


1. What is favorite item to shop for and why?


Books.
Because you never have to try them on... you get a sneak preview so you're never disappointed... and you can take them to bed with you with no questions asked :)

2. Quality vs. Price. Will you buy off-brand replicas at a discount store or must you have the real thing? Why or why not?

That would depend on the item.
Some things are worth paying for quality.
Some things are not.

3. Have you ever asked a sales clerk to remove something from display if it is the last one in the store? Tell us what special something would make you strip the clothes off a mannequin.
(which begs the question...Are all mannequins born naked?)

Oh yes, I've stripped a mannequin a time or two. When you are as small as me... getting clothes to fit can be a tad difficult at times. But you can bet your bottom dollar the mannequin is wearing my size!

AND Yes.
All mannequins are born naked.

5. I really don't care if a guy goes shopping with me. I'm in my own zone and always have a plan. Are you an alone-shopper or would you like to have company?

I'm very much an alone shopper. When I shop, I'm a woman on a mission. Trust me... I'm not much fun!

6. Have you ever done anything other than actually try on clothes in a dressing room? (I have no idea why this question followed the previous one. Ahem.)

Ummm no. What types of things could I possibly do in a dressing room ALONE?

7. Do you like or do you get annoyed when salesclerks and store management follows you around asking "May I help you?" a million times? (I have no idea why this question followed the previous one.)

I can handle one "May I help you?".
After that.... buzz off lady!

8. Create your very own store-brand name. (ie; Toys 'R Us, WalMart) What would YOUR establishment's name be?


We guarantee to have your size in stock!

Sunday, November 29

Bad Ass


1. When is your birthday?


Depends. Are you planning on buying me a gift? Surprise party? Work with me here... I don't divulge personal information unless there's a pay off :)

2. Where were you born?

In a hospital for which I am very grateful. My sister was born in an elevator.

3. Where do you live now?

In an apartment.

4. What is your heritage?

I come from a long line of Newfies... and they came from long lines of Irish, English and French.

5. Tell us about a weakness.


Hi. My name is Dawn and I'm a meme-a-holic.

6. What's a goal that you'd like to achieve?

I'd like to chair the next meme-a-holic meeting.

7. What is the most overused internet phrase?


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

8. What was your first thought this morning?

YES! I'M STILL HERE!

9. When do you usually go to bed?

Why? You're really creeping me out...

10. Do you smoke? If not, did you ever?

Hmmmm....
I've been known to occasionally blow off steam... but I 'm not sure I ever smoked.

11. Do you like your current relationship status?

Yes.

12. Do you (or did you) get along with your parents?

Question is... did they get along with me?

13. How often do you drink alcohol?

Ahhhh.... now I see what this meme is all about.
You wanna know if I'm a bad ass?
I drink when I feel like it. And if I don't feel like it - I don't drink.

14. Have you ever tried drugs (that weren't prescribed)?

Here we go with the bad ass questions again...

15. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Yes ;)

If yes, do tell.


No. But thanks for asking!

16. If given the choice, how would you like to die?

Well if you're planning on killing me - make it swift.
I hate pain and suffering.

17. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A Bad Ass.

18. Have you ever been dumped?

Moi? Not frickin' likely.

19. What's on your pizza?

I'm not having pizza. You are hallucinating. Must be those non prescribed drugs.

20. Have you ever shoplifted?

Okay okay... I confess.

Once when I was 10 I stole candy.

I am a bad ass.

And I've got the T-Shirt to prove it.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday, November 22

Kiss Me

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing!


1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

Sophia Loren.

2. Where was your first kiss?

On the lips at the playground.

3. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? If yes, why?

Duh... because he kissed me on the lips at the playground.

4. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? When?

Yes. I was a choir girl in school.



5. What's the first thing you notice about your preferred sex?

That the possibilities are endless....


6. What really turns you off?


Ahem... need I say more?



7. What is your biggest mistake?





8. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?

Noooo! I cry when I stub my toe.


9. Say something totally random about yourself.

I used to hit boys that kissed me on the playground.






10. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?


Nope.


11. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?

Yup. Charlie Brown's Christmas still delights me.


12. Are you comfortable with your height?

Yes. My mother always said "Good things come in small packages".


13. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?

As much as I'd love to tell you all about that... it ain't gonna happen.


14. When do you know it's love?

When he can kiss you on the lips and you don't smack him for it ;)

Oh, kiss me
beneath the milky twilight
Lead me
out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon sparkling
So kiss me



15. What's something that really annoys you?

Don't get me started...



Cheers to all us thieves!